so explain again why im purple
no
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
