"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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