____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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