Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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