singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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