man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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