I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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