what if I'm pregnant?
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im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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