They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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