I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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