K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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