It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale