How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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