if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You surviving the open bar?
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i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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