OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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