I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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