Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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