that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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