Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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