i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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