that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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