My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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