your parents love me but you hate me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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