He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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