It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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