No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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