i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
