you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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