3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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