Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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