we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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