what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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