Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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