Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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