had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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