I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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