Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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