Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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