i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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