Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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