Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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