Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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