Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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