I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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