I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
is wine microwaveable?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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