But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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