Three words: puerto rican gang bang
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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