I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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