Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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