just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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