I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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