So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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