I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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